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"Today, I spent three hours perfecting a presentation for a board meeting. Five minutes before I was due to present, I confidently plugged in my laptop — and my screensaver kicked in. It was a photo of me in a onesie from last Christmas. The CEO said 'nice pyjamas.' I've not recovered. FML."
"Today, I sent my partner a 600-word 'I love you' message. Wrong number. It was my landlord. He replied: 'That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, but rent is still due Friday.' FML."
"Today, I confidently told my whole team I'd fixed the production bug. It went down again 12 minutes later. I had fixed it on staging. I am the senior engineer. FML."
"My mum introduced me to her friends as 'the one who hasn't sorted themselves out yet.' I am 34. I own a house. I have a pension. FML."
"Today, I joined a new gym to 'turn my life around.' Pulled a muscle getting out of the car in the car park. Drove home. Ate crisps. FML."
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"Accidentally replied-all to a company-wide email saying I 'can't stand Karen from Accounts.' Karen from Accounts is the MD. FML."
"Told my date I was 'easy-going.' Then spent 40 minutes arguing with a self-checkout machine. They watched the whole thing. FML."
"My 'quick nap before the meeting' ended 3 hours later. I missed the meeting, two calls, and my own lunch. I work from home. FML."
"Told everyone I'd been to the gym every day this week. My phone said I averaged 600 steps. FML."
"Muted myself for a 45-minute presentation. Found out at the end when someone typed 'we could see your lips moving.' FML."
"Spent £200 on a financial discipline book. Realised I was reading it in a taxi I didn't need. FML."
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